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Itching for a Talkoko mosquito trap

“… tap directly into the mosquito’s natural instinct and instantly trap them”

Mosquitos fly past the device just to land on us and bite.

Another magical gadget hits the junkpile. Thanks to alert reader Joe Flazhman for sharing this offer.

Somewhere in cyberspace?

Suspicious Address: TRUE (-1):

Brand: ?
Company: Talkoko
Address: ?
Email: support@talkoko.com
Phone: ?
Website: Talkoko

Ridiculous claims: False (+1):

None found.

Onerous terms: Undetermined (0):

guarantee daysguarantee starts when?ok to open the package?ok to try the product?ok to use the product?restocking fee
??yesyesno?
Need more data … starving …

Ads, spam, robocalls: TRUE (-1):

“do not track” settingemail adsrobo-calls“do not call” registrytext adsjunk mailshare your data
ignoredyesyes
You can opt out.

Lying and deception: TRUE (-1):

  • “MIMICS HUMANS & ANIMALS –  Designed with 365nm Light that attracts mosquitos … Built with a silent 35dB frequency that further attracts mosquitos … SIMULATES WARMBLOOD ATTRACTION.” But mosquitoes are attracted to people by the carbon dioxide we exhale, not by light or sound. This gadget only uses light and sound. While male mosquitoes are attracted by the sound of female wingbeats, that’s no protection; it’s the females that bite you.
  • “Guaranteed to work or your money back. … 100% satisfaction guarantee.” But the Return Policy mutters “We accept return … if the item is faulty due to an error on our end (e.g. wrong item ).”
  • We’re thrilled to support First Book – an amazing charity that donates books to disadvantaged children who need them the most.True. First Book is rated “good” by Charity Navigator, tho it’s noted that they haven’t evaluated impact and results.

Chicanery: Undetermined (0):

“⚠️Limited Stock Due To High Demand⚠️” Mild compared to many web merchants.

Phony reviews: False (+1):

None found.

Crummy product: TRUE (-1):

  • From Amazon: “This product is garbage. We have a mosquito problem due to the damp wooded property around our house with many congregating on the front porch. so I bought this to cut down on the ones coming in the house with us and nothing, nada. It’s been running near the front door for a week and not one. Iv’e killed more mosquitoes while sitting on my couch. Put it out on said porch for a few hours one night and had mosquitoes on me while retrieving it but not one in the machine. It’s “powerfull cyclone” is just a cheap CPU cooling fan running on low.”
  • “Im sorry to say that I was not happy with this product. My husband and I purchased two and followed the directions on how to get started. It just didn’t work for us.”
  • “Worked perfectly for 2 days, killed a couple of mosquitoes, the sound is a very soft humming sound. The purple light not too bright. Was able to sleep like expected, then on day 3 it stopped working. Would just not turn on. Tried many ways to make it work, even waited a few days, NOPE, nothing happened, I returned it within the first 30 days of the return policy from Amazon.”
  • “This thing catches moths, fly’s and everything in between but not one mosquito! I even have it 1ft away from where the mosquito’s are breeding 🙄”
  • “I have used this for a week. Not one Mosquito has even flew any where near the light. They still bite us. The only thing this device attracts is moths, which we didn’t ever see before. I have watched Mosquitos fly past the device just to land on us and bite.”

Overpriced: False (+1):

SelleritemRatedprice
TalkokoMosquito trap$25
AmazonSenca mosquito trap (identical)**’$30

Bad service: False (+1):

I found no complaints.


Total score: 0

Unauthorized charges: I found no complaints about this.

Advice: Wear mosquito repellent with a high concentration of deet. In a determined swarm, also use a mesh facemask and protective clothing. At night sleep under a mosquito net.


Bloopers:

“Works best at night, in dimly lit places (daytime will be almost inactive)”

Scoring: There may be nothing illegal or wrong with the above business practices.  But they suggest to me that the seller is not to be trusted. I’m using my Trustworthy scoring system; -1 means true (bad), +1 means false (good), and 0 means undetermined.  The practice scores total to a Trustworthy Score between +10 and -10. I penalize the seller for statements made by shills.

Spared by Buzz-B-Gone mosquito zapper

“…  it works like a charm. No more mosquitoes …”

” … it didn’t kill even 1 mosquito.”

What we have here; a gadget that zaps moths; a night light; and a UV light for your fluorescent M. C. Escher posters.

July 18, 2021: There may be nothing illegal or wrong with the following business practices.  But they suggest to me that the seller is not to be trusted. I’m using my Trustworthy scoring system; -1 means true (bad), +1 means false (good), and 0 means undetermined.  I penalize the seller for statements made by shills.

Suspicious location: TRUE (-1):

Contact information for Buzz-B-Gone seller Prestige Alliance Limited;

Address: 48 Bi-State Plaza #617, Old Tappan, NJ 07675
Email: support@ShopPresteigeTech.com
Phone: +1 (855) 378 9408

Another mailbox.

The address belongs to Bi-State Shipping Store N More, which offers rented mailboxes. I was looking for an office in the US dedicated to Prestige.

Ridiculous claims:  False (+1):

None found.

Onerous terms: TRUE (-1):

  • You have 30 days from delivery to return your unused, untried bug zapper sealed in its unopened package.
  • They’ll charge a $10 fee if you want to exchange it for a new gadget.

Ads, spam, robocalls:  TRUE (-1):

  • They’ll spam, robocall and text you, ignoring “Do not call” registries. You can opt out.
  • They’ll share your personal data with other companies that will do the same.

Lying and deception:  Undetermined (0):

This gadget kills only clumsy, accident-prone mosquitoes, because mosquitoes aren’t attracted to UV light. They’re attracted to carbon dioxide; that’s how they find people. Prestige’s copy wisely avoids the word “mosquito” outside of their dubious testimonials. But the shills use it. This feels more like ignorance than deceit, so I’m cutting them some slack here.

  • From APNews:“The 360-degree field UV light of the Buzz B-Gone Zap will attract and trap biting mosquitoes.” Wrong!
  • “It can only be ordered via the internet. It is not sold on Amazon, Home Depot, or in regular supermarkets.” Wrong; Amazon has it.
  • From Yahoo!Finance: “As mosquitos fly towards the light, they inevitably get zapped.” <Sigh>

Chicanery:  TRUE (-1):

  • Bulletins about other people snapping up the last zappers keep popping up.
  • Terms and Conditions are 8 pages long (4,409 words). Predictably, the return and exchange terms are at the bottom.
  • When I try to leave the order form, a coupon for an extra discount pops up.
  • Under “Contact us” is a web page with a large green button labeled “Contact Buzz-B-Gone.” But it just leads to a page of FAQs.

Phony reviews: TRUE (-1):

  • Reviewer Brooke K. also gave a testimonial for Blaux air coolers, only there she is Karen W. (Here is my review of Blaux.)
  • Products with “friendly” external reviews that have prominent links to the seller fail this test. Shill FilmDaily is particularly sketchy because they reviewed Fuze, a totally different bug gadget, but pointed their sales links at Buzz-B-Gone. Looks hasty; maybe their profit-sharing arrangement with Fuze fell thru? I found more shill reviews in Digitogy, TheGadgetOffice, APNews, Yahoo!Finance

Crummy product:. TRUE (-1).

Amazon customers give Buzz-B-Gone 3.4 / 5 stars. A Dalek would be more effective; it emits carbon dioxide.

  • “I ran this thing for hours in an area with a lot of mosquitoes, and only one made it into the zapper. I don’t like wearing bug spray, but I like being covered in mosquito bites even less. I was hoping I could just take this around with me instead of having to douse myself in repellent, but I guess it was too good to be true. I tried using it during the day and night. At night, a ton of little moths found it and got fried, and they were really hard to clean out of all the little metal grating because the would crumble and chunks would get stuck. This is a waste of money and I’m returning it.”
  • “Received just in time for trip to Florida – and perfect size for travel. Have to admit I was totally impressed – sitting outside at night was a delight – turned nightmare into a dream!!! No mosquitoes ruining our night. Already ordered more.” Are you living on Earth2?
  • “We had this device within 5 feet of where we sleep and it didn’t kill even 1 mosquito.”

Overpriced: Undetermined (0):

The price Prestige charges depends on how you enter their web store. If you use this entrance, apparently intended for readers of “publishers,” they want $90 for a zapper. If you go thru their in-house showroom, it’s $50. Amazon carries it for $40. Amazon has other anti-bug gadgets for $9 to $40.

Bad service: Undetermined (0):

From Amazon: “DO NOT BUY THIS PRODUCT! It advertises use for outdoors. Upon receipt of it the instructions clearly state not for outdoor use. I went to return it and get my money back as guarenteed. I had to return it to the Netherlands and it cost me $24. After several emails and no response they finally told me that they cannot refund my money because it’s been more than 180 days. Duh! I bought it in July and it is now April. It is a scam. In order to post this I had to pick a star rating. It should not have any.” I found no other complaints about service.

Total score: -5

Unauthorized charges: I found no evidence of this.

Advice: Candles emit carbon dioxide; worth a try.


Bloopers:

  • From the Privacy Policy: ” … we may, within time limits allowed by law, send you emails about our Site, new products and services, and other updates. By “permission” we mean express and provable permission granted by you.” Examples of “express and provable permission” include “Entering your email address on our Site with no indication that you would not like to be emailed.”

Related:

Sucked in by Mosquitron mosquito killing machine

“It is light, portable, easy to use and highly effective.”

“I have tried it and just a waste of money. It is really a lemon.”

The first quote is from a review in TheGadgetWave.com; the second is a forum post in TripAdvisor. See “Phony Reviews” below.

Score: -4. Don’t buy this gadget from anybody, in particular HypersTech.

How to contact the seller:

Mosquitron
Hyper Sls Ltd 7/F
The Grande Building 
398-402 Kwun Tong Road
Kowloon, HongKong
support@hyperstech.com
International phone: ‭+44 20 3808 9234

January 26, 2019: There may be nothing illegal or wrong with the following business practices.  But they suggest that the seller is not to be trusted. I’m using my Trustworthy scoring system; -1 means true (bad), +1 means false (good), and 0 means undetermined.  I penalize the seller for statements made by shills.

Ridiculous claims: FALSE (+1). None found. A few stretchers tho.

Suspicious location: TRUE (-1). There is no Mosquitron Company. The above address is a presentable office building; but it’s the HQ of our old friend HypersTech, a known scammer.

Onerous terms: TRUE (-1)

  • For a refund, you have to return the machine within 30 days from your order, not from when you receive it. Consider that HypersTech’s offices are in Hong Kong, Estonia and Brazil.
  • You have to return it unopened in its original package to get a refund. So much for buying it and giving it a try.
  • No refunds are allowed on reduced goods. Is a 50% discount a reduction?
  • They don’t guarantee that their products are fit for any use, nor that what they say is true.

Ads, spam, robocalls:  FALSE (+1). Exploitation of your data is much less aggressive than I see on some sites. They’ll spam you; you can opt out.

Lying and deception: TRUE (-1). “Mosquitron Review” is the title of this page. The bottom of the page mutters “This is an advertisement and not an actual news article.” That might satisfy the lawyers; but lying and then muttering that you just lied is still lying.

Obfuscation:  TRUE (-1)

  • On the order form page, a giant count-down timer implies you don’t have time to make a careful decision.
  • Messages about random people supposedly snapping up machines keep overlaying the lower left corner of the page.

Phony reviews: TRUE (-1). TheGadgetWave.com is a shill. How do I know this? Because I see a big red “I want my discount now” button at the end of this “review.” You can be sure that for every reader who clicks it, payola is flowing the other way. Another shill is Weekly Penny, tho their post is headed “Advertisement” in small print.

Crummy product: UNDETERMINED (0). I didn’t find any unbiased reviews. But anecdotally this machine seems unlikely to do much good.

  • From TripAdvisor; “Does UV light really attract mossies? I had a UV zapper that killed many moths and other flying things, but not flies or mosses [mosquitoes]. It would attract the bugs from miles away. In the end I throw it away because of the mass slaughter.”
  • Found in Wikipedia; “Mosquitoes are attracted to carbon dioxide and water vapor in the breath of mammals, not ultraviolet light. …These traps are not effective at killing biting insects (female mosquitoes and other insects), being much more effective at attracting and killing other harmless and beneficial insects.”

Overpriced: TRUE (-1). HypersTech asks $89 for one machine, a 50% discount.

  • AliExpress has what sure looks like the same machine for $20.
  • Amazon caries a similar USB-powered suction mosquito killer for $7.

Bad service: UNDETERMINED (0). I’ve seen several complaints in TrustPilot about slow delivery and poor customer support. But HypersTech answered every complaint. HypersTech customer support demanded that, in order to get assistance, a buyer of their T1 Tact watch submit a video of the watch not working (see replies to this post).

Unauthorized charges: NOT SCORED.From TrustPilot: “To everyone reading this, Please do not do any kind of transaction with this company. It is either they are ignorant of accounting practices or they just outright lie and get your money leaving you out to dry.”  I haven’t found any other complaints of fraud. They accept PayPal, which can protect you from some types of fraud.

Bloopers:   360 degree violent UV lamp technology.”  How satisfying, if true.

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